New Venue. {Same Crap}.

Welcome to 'The Blog of Pat' V 2.0 it is new and impr...well new. {Confidence is low on the improved part}. My confidence is high with this new blog {No its not, we just went over that}. I plan to write often and furiously {What does that even mean?}.

I hope everyone is buckled down for what may or may not happen.

This blog is written in 1st person and in 3rd person commentary {Lame}. When you see {} that's the 3rd person commentary, just to avoid confusion {Really didn't need explaining}.

In my first new blog {'First new'<---dumb sentence} I will begin with an intro from a good pal...enjoy...

"From the world-renowned author, Pat Breslin, comes his newest, most electrifying installment of the "Blog of Pat". Hold on to your hats, buckle your seat belts, and trim your nose hairs, because you are about to be taken on a wild ride. Through sweltering amazon jungles of sports ramblings to icy arctic caverns of economic jargon, where we will end up nobody knows, but I can promise you these two things: 1. you will be entertained. 2. there is a chance you might learn something.

Pat's unique writing style has been critically acclaimed by many critics. A wise man once wrote... in first person. Another wise man once wrote in third person. Pat has brilliantly combined the best of both worlds (legal issue: this was in no way a reference to Hannah Montana) and speaks in multiple persons, making him the third wise man and twice as wise as the first two wise men. Along with this astounding wisdom, he brings the incredible combination of wit and randomness that will cause you to experience a reading experience like no other experience.

I thank you for giving me the honor and privilege to introduce the epicness that follows. Without further ado... I give you the "Blog of Pat".

TJ Breslin (Brother of Pat)